David Goldman, reporting for CNN:
The company sold 31.2 million iPhones last quarter -- a number practically no one saw coming -- lifting Apple's overall sales and helping Apple's profit surpass some pretty gloomy expectations from Wall Street analysts.
You'd think if these so called "analysts" would take their heads out of their asses for just a minute to smell the roses, they'd realize that Apple is actually one of the tech companies doing well these days. Funny how, as of this writing, the stock is up almost 4% (+16.39) in after hours trading.